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17 Things You’ll Understand If You’re Slightly Obsessed With Your Squatty Potty

17 Things You’ll Understand If You’re Slightly Obsessed With Your Squatty Potty

Reposted from BuzzFeed by Sarah Aspler

1. You bought it mostly out of curiosity and because you saw that funny and slightly disturbing commercial. And now you can’t imagine life without it.

You bought it mostly out of curiosity and because you saw that funny and slightly disturbing commercial. And now you can't imagine life without it.

@textsbynarry / Via Twitter: @textsbynarry

2. But the first time you used it, you were incredibly skeptical. I mean, “potties” are for kids, right?!

But the first time you used it, you were incredibly skeptical. I mean, “potties” are for kids, right?!

BuzzFeed Canada / Apple // @thekylemonroe / Via Twitter: @thekylemonroe

3. You waited, waited, waited, and then OMG. IT’S HAPPENING. You were terrified but thrilled. You felt weird about being so excited about pooping.

You waited, waited, waited, and then OMG. IT'S HAPPENING. You were terrified but thrilled. You felt weird about being so excited about pooping.

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4. You weren’t that kind of person before. But you’ve changed. This is what pooping feels like now:

You weren't that kind of person before. But you've changed. This is what pooping feels like now:

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5. And then you immediately needed to tell everybody about it.

And then you immediately needed to tell everybody about it.

@alainal121 / Via Twitter: @alainal121

You literally go out of your way to bring up pooping cycles and the benefits of squatting in everyday conversation.

6. As you continued to use it, your passion grew. You wanted everyone to know about it.

As you continued to use it, your passion grew. You wanted everyone to know about it.

@aaronffl / Via Twitter: @aaronffl

You probably snapchatted it.

7. And you felt very territorial over it.

And you felt very territorial over it.

@JammerTimee / Via Twitter: @JammerTimee

8. You have suddenly become an expert in posture and bodily functions and now you’re on a mission to educate everyone about it.

You have suddenly become an expert in posture and bodily functions and now you're on a mission to educate everyone about it.

@realtalknursing / Via Twitter: @realtalknursing

“Your colon is KINKED!”

9. At some point, you’ve definitely grabbed a salt shaker in one hand and made a C-shape with your other hand while saying to someone, “OK, so imagine this is the base of the toilet, and this is the Squatty Potty…”

At some point, you've definitely grabbed a salt shaker in one hand and made a C-shape with your other hand while saying to someone, "OK, so imagine this is the base of the toilet, and this is the Squatty Potty..."

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Because some people just don’t get it.

10. And you have absolutely no shame with owning one and letting people know about it.

And you have absolutely no shame with owning one and letting people know about it.

@njcrofts / Via Twitter: @njcrofts

11. But dealing with people who try to convince you that “just any stool would work” is kind of the worst.

But dealing with people who try to convince you that "just any stool would work" is kind of the worst.

BuzzFeed Canada / @JNOTTY / Via Twitter: @JNOTTY

“It’s not the same!!!”

12. You truly believe it makes the perfect gift.

You truly believe it makes the perfect gift.

@DJOtisBadass / Via Twitter: @DJOtisBadass

13. But whenever you stub your toe on it, you become overwhelmed with a sense betrayal.

But whenever you stub your toe on it, you become overwhelmed with a sense betrayal.

BuzzFeed Canada / Apple // @irwinposeys / Via Twitter: @irwinposeys

But then you silently apologize because friends don’t hold grudges.

14. Your squatty potty gives you comfort and you always want to use it. For everything.

Your squatty potty gives you comfort and you always want to use it. For everything.

@hollandspeak / Via Twitter: @hollandspeak

15. And you kind of feel like you’re cheating on it when you poop in a different bathroom that doesn’t have one.

And you kind of feel like you're cheating on it when you poop in a different bathroom that doesn't have one.

@MaryMcburnie / Via Twitter: @MaryMcburnie

Public toilets are enemy #1.

16. You internally freak out whenever you spot one at someone else’s house.

You internally freak out whenever you spot one at someone else's house.

~poop partners~

17. And lastly, you will never look at soft serve ice cream the same way ever again.

Squatty Potty / Via youtube.com

Squatty Potty / Via youtube.com

And unicorns too.

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